Is In a MJ Mourning Period

... Even though it's been 5 minutes since my last post. x)

I miss the guy, and I really thought he would live forever ya know? He's just that eternal. His music is awesome! I want his discography for my birthday since I only have his music on tapes LOL. Who owns tapes anymore?! x)

I don't really noe what to say, except that I'm wearing black shorts... and my gramps is talking about family members I don't know about but LOL

"She looks like a sack of potatoes." - My dad x)

and I've just noticed that the font for my posts are always white... LETS GO GREEN EVERYONE!

No seriously... lets. Can't you smell the smog and your death by ozone toxins and acid rain out there?!

"Intrests: dance, helping people, writing, music, culinary arts and YOU." :)

She Wore a Purple Jumpsuit LOL

First off, if anyone is wondering... I failed my road test LOL. Time to redo it.. again. Though I am quite furious at why they failed me. The examiner didn't see me look both ways at a stop sign and then he started getting mad at me. LOL. I was in a total frazzle when he said that. I'm like WTF and then was spazzing. It was technically his fault that I had to fail. I mean, he decided to assist me for LOOKING both ways. Its not my fault my perephiral vision is top notch and my gut instinct is always right when I'm driving. I take after my dad LOL (again!) :)

AND OMG SCANDAL HAS COME BACK TO MY HOUSE... and she was wearing a purple jumpsuit (hence the title) LOL. Iunno, it just looked funny to me, she was so brown and.. white at the same time. x) I can't really explain. She just was. It was the hair maybe? GHA. and her kid is so cute, but I think he's afraid of me. He looked at me like I was... a scandolous aunt? a pedophile? LOL. iunno. he just looked tired. I'll just try to warm up to him next time. So, tomorrow? x)

I wonder if the people I talk about actually read this crap. O___o If they do... HOLY SUSHI ON CHOPSTICKS DIPPED IN SOY SAUCE :O

On a totally related note, my gramps came with the others and well.. he looks.. older. x) Of course he does, I haven't seen him in a decade! But he also looks browner, like really brown. If only I had a tan like that.

On a totally non-related note, I have decided to buy a calculus for dummies book this summer. Hopefully I'll actually read it and become prepared for the next school year. 5.0 GPA here I come.

"Oh my, that's huge!" , "That's what she said."

It's Been So Long x)

Sorry 'bout that.

I usually update when I'm bored, and right now... I'm bored.

These whole 6 months that I've been on hiatus for has been so stressful yet fun. My new semester of school was a real workload, and to top all of that work, extracurriculars kept piling up and up and up until I was drowning.

But it was worth while. :)

Now that all my projects are handed in and exams are done (hated the math exam, but it was easier than I thought), my life seems like it's taking a turn for the better.

a) I failed my road test *sigh* but tomorrow I'm going to try again. This time, I WILL SIGNAL WHEN I PARK!

b) I GOT ONTO THE DANCE TEAM (screw the fact that I'm only a 'spare', i'm still on the f*ing team!)

c) I finished my resume (finally!... and thank you jamie for helping me!) and am going to job hunt tomorrow. Hopefully I get a job.

d) ITS FREAKING SUMMER MAN. LET ME LIVE LIFE (x

e) I just had a plate of homemade pancakes. That cheers everyone up.

The only thing that isn't great right now it how much money I have. I'm literally breaking into my piggy bank for change. I guess that's why I'm getting a job. Damn recession. =__=

Now let's talk about random things (well, I'm the only one talking... typing...)

Scandolous aunt (formerly known as incest aunt) is coming back! WOOT! And I'm sure that you internet stalkers are wondering "She left? When?". Well.... that was like.. a few months ago. We had days and days of peace here in this household but now the tension is building up for her return, and she's just not bringing herself and her suitcase. NO, she's bringing her spawn and her papa. My mom's mentality is going to break with all these people around her. She goes crazy just looking at me x)

AW. Half my friends are graduating this year and leaving me behind eating dust * insert huge crying session here * I miss them already! I must huggle them after the ceremony. Yes I used the word huggle. LOL. But still, just thinking about graduating gives me the heebie jeebies. It's such a big step into real life, and school doesn't prepare you for that AT ALL. Pre-cal is no the real world, no matter what x & y try to tell you. I don't want to make that transition. Let's just all stay in grade 12 everyone!

And milk does make you grow. :)

- BYE mon freres !

Mr. Eyebrows

You need a gawd darn reason to explain why your soo.. iunno..

Scadanlous?

Hormonal?

Girly?

You just plain get on my nerves? Im delicate for crying out loud D=

Dont come near me.

Unless you really REALLY need to talk.

But you don't you inconsiderate piece of ass.

You don't care.

All you really care about is having sex in the most outrageous places and having fantasies about your sidekick.

You may deny all this, but I just know. That chick told me.

And she knows everything about you at the moment doesnt she. She IS your current 'toy' at the moment.

You just weasel camera shots out of her. I remember that time you took her camera.

I've seen those pictures you camera whore. WHORE!

And I just realized your dreams about sidekick can't come true cuz his own sidekick is giving him hickies. Just wrong. Just wrong.

Oh and on pleasant side note:

Pink IS your colour. =D

Baby It's Cold Outside..

Especially if you made to go get the mail and all you are wearing is a pair of shorts and a tank top.

Sorry my internet stalkers. I haven't bee updating because well.. festivities everyone !

And many things have happened over the course of the last few days it to scandelous to tell, so I guess that leaves me no choice but to give a run down of my holidays. Tee hee!

December 24: My unwanted family member comes over with her unwanted boyfriend and unvirginize my mind. Candycanes, napkins and nutcrackers will never be the same again. She gives me some Britney Spears perfume to make me feel like a hoe. But a good hoe all the same.

Deember 25: CHRISTMAS! I go to my grandma's. We all stuff ourselves silly. We talk, talk, talk , talk because that's all we know how to do besides eat. My dad phones (dont ask why he wasn't with us, long story) to say that my mom and I have to get ready to leave in about half an hour because unwanted family member wants to spend time with u (and mooch off some food from us). I am pissed. Open presents and what do I find: SOCKS AND REESE'S PIECES CANDY. My two current obsessions in the same vicinity. it was heaven =).. but then I had to leave. Was bored to tears for the next couple of hours.

December 26: Boxing Day. I went. Got lots of stuff. Am a happy spoiled princess and is even more happier when she realizes that she still has money left. Day is cut short though because unwante family member comes over for lunch and starts making me mum.. stress. Its not good when shes stressed >__< Then I go to cinema city and watch Changeling :D That movie made me cry and I really needed to go pee but I didnt want to miss anything so I stayed in my seat. And the movie just got longer..and longer.. I ran out of the theatre and found relief. Went back and the movie was over. WTF. 2 more minutes and I would have been free. NOOOO!

December 27: Went to the hairdresser. Unwanted famly member came with us because she has nothing else to do. Gets hair like mine and prompts me to get a new hairstyle. I refuse to have the same hair as a 30- something teenager wannabe. So now i have a.. shag like thing O__o. At least it gives me an excuse to wear my headbands. I haven't seriously wore them since I was six. YAY! I'm a kid again. xD

December 28: Um.... Woke up in the afternoon. Had lunch for breakfast, watched Across the Universe! Twice. That was my day. Gansta. Oh, I also fractured my hip or something. Couldnt move for half a day. Whoppee!

December 29: Woke up in the afternoon. Realized that I am a sleepyhead. Ate lunch. Went back to bed.

Today: I'm doing this freaking blog arent I xD

Well.. my hip still hurts. I wonder if its serious? I better not die from this O__O

Anywho... watch:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0YL9Y4hBzQ

I laughed so hard after I watched it that I just had to share it with you guys ! xD

Your welcome !!

- Your Dorito Queen

A Cry For Help

Once upon a time, there was an island where all the feelings lived: Happiness, Sadness, and all of the others, including Love.

One day it was announced to the feelings that the island would sink, so all repaired their boats and left.

Love was the only one who stayed. Love wanted to persevere until the last possible moment.

When the island was almost sinking, Love decided to ask for help.

Richness was passing by Love in a grand boat. Love said, "Richness, can you take me with you?" Richness answered, "No I can't..There is a lot of gold and silver in my boat. There is no place for you here."

Love decided to ask Vanity, who was also passing by in a beautiful vessel, "Vanity, please help me!" "I can't help you Love. You are all wet and might damage my boat," Vanity answered.

Sadness was close by so Love asked for help, "Sadness let me go with you." "Oh...Love, I am so sad that I need to be by myself!"

Happiness passed by Love too, but she was so happy that she did not even hear when Love called her!

Suddenly, there was a voice, "Come Love, I will take you." It was an elder. Love felt so blessed and overjoyed that he even forgot to ask the elder her name.

When they arrived at dry land, the elder went her own way. Love, realizing how much he owed the elder, asked Knowledge, another elder, "Who helped me?"

"It was Time", Knowledge answered.

"Time?" asked Love. "But why did Time help me?

Knowledge smiled with deep wisdom and answered, "Because only Time is capable of understanding how great Love is.

Author: Unknown

Imitation is the best form of flattery...

... Just not when the person imitating you is 30-something years old. >__<

It's just gross.

You see I have this... family member and she's a new addition this year. A new mouth to feed, someone else to please, another person to get on my nerves, someone who could be cool in her own little way except she talks to me like I'm 10 and she dresses like a teenager and recently it seems she's stealing my style (except she hasn't had the guts to where socks like mine yet.. phew!)

I can understand the talking to me like I'm 10 years old. There is a language barrier that we must demolish but that can be easily accomplished. I could actually start a conversation with her and she could hone her english skills because she does know english, she's just too..iunno.. lazy to think? But than she should also notice that I do know how to speak/write/understand the language. She just chooses to ignore how I just don't want to talk when they're talking about grown up things - which is by the way all the freaking time.

Then there is this style issue. It just disgusts me. She has to understand she's not a teenager anymore (I mean she had a freaking baby) and she can't dress exactly like my generation. I understand she wants to feel young and that she feels that she gots to keep up with us and feel stylish but you know what? You can look stylish and blah blah blah with sophisticated clothes! And for crying out loud! Don't tuck in your shirt if the shirt is half a size to small to begin with >__< AND don't wear pantyhose with your shorts, especially if I can tell that its pantyhose! :( I understand wearing tights with shorts (because I do it) but with tights you don't visibily see the fabric getting stretched. Tights just looks like a second skin, but not black pantyhose TSK TSK.

But I got to admit that some of her clothes are age appropiate but is that just a fluke? I mean it just seems like she's trying to one uup me all the time. O__o

Like yesterday, she was talking about getting a haircut and making it look exactly like mine., I DONT WANT A 30 YEAR OLD CLONE -________-

Then she likes to talk about losing weight and stuff and is all envious of me because I ate more than her and i look so skinny. Well FYI, im a freaking teenager and I need food if im ever gonna survive. Also my metabolism is topnotch! I can't help it D=

.. and my mom yesterday even confessed that all of the above was getting on her nerves O__O

So i guess that ends my rant for now. I needed to vent. I needed to scream. I needed to just let it all out. Though after reading this, it seems pretty petty and stupid compared with all the problems of this 'new family member'. But I sort of don't care cuz its her life. Shes the one who messed it up in the first place.

Toodles mon internet stalkers :D